1. slapping:

    now i’m not saying you’re an idiot but everyone else is

    (Source: slapping)

  2. itunestore:

itunestore:

Hw isn’t getting done


she still loves sleeping up here. 

    itunestore:

    itunestore:

    Hw isn’t getting done

    she still loves sleeping up here. 

    (Source: followmeonmiraguey)

  3. dredsina:

    YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

  4. sarahakele:

    just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

  5. barlightsprettygirls:

    theyearofinsatiablesilence:

    this was the best filler episode of all time.

    the atla fillers were so good half the time i didn’t even realize they were fillers

    (Source: zitaodds)

  6. Group Assigments

    Person: I have an idea
    Me: So did Hitler

  7. tortillas:

wartortles:

but what happened in 2012

puberty hit him so hard he got knocked out for a whole year

    tortillas:

    wartortles:

    but what happened in 2012

    puberty hit him so hard he got knocked out for a whole year

    (Source: wildthingsandrippedjeans)

  8. wehidebehindstars:

    peachvenom:

    periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder

    image

  9. religiousmom:

    do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

  10. jellys:

    people that point out acne:

    1. pack ur bags
    2. buy a plane ticket
    3. go to hell