1. Anonymous said: whats the craziest thing youve ever done?



    omg okay so one time (i think it was sophomore year) i was sitting in class and my teacher, out of no where, says “i can see your bra strap through your shirt hanna” and i looked down and you literally couldn’t see it unless you were blatantly staring at my chest so i said, “well i can’t” and he says “you need to go change your shirt” and i said i didnt have another shirt so hes like then go home and i had a burning hatred for this teacher i still do because it was like he went out of his way everyday to piss me off so i stood up and took off my bra under my shirt, dropped it on the floor next to my desk and sat down.

    i was suspended for a week. 

    this is the most amazing thing I have ever read. I swear to god this gives me life.

  2. my-patronus-is-a-whale:


    HOW LONG IT TAKES TO READ THE WORLD’S MOST POPULAR BOOKS: http://shortlist.com/entertainment/books/how-long-it-takes-to-read-the-worlds-most-popular-books

    Wow I must have spent more time reading than paying attention to class

  3. (Source: alldeanneedsissamandpie)

  4. ahndja:


    the best feeling in the world is when your teacher says “these essays/papers sucked” and getting yours back with a “nice work!” and a lil smiley bc success is so much sweeter when you know others have failed 


    (Source: neyruto)

  5. "What if I wanna cure cancer?"

    (Source: nelsonsfinn)

  6. sassyabrahamlincoln:

    do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

  7. daftlypunk:

    i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

    (Source: yovahkiin)

  8. dreaminglyy:

    awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one

    (Source: crystalized-snow)

  9. Anonymous said: your youtube videos suck, sorry not sorry.


  10. awkward0w1 said: I feel like when Charlie is older if you guys are on here we'll all be like "I remember her when she was tiny, they grow up so fast" and get all teary eyed



    RIGHT?! Okay so I feel like when Charlie has her first day of Kindergarten I’m going to be crying my eyes out when Benji/Nicole posts a picture of her. I PRETTY MUCH CRY MY EYES OUT WHEN THEY POST A PICTURE NOW. IT’S LIKE “WOW THEY CREATED A TINY HUMAN AND SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND IT SHOWS THAT LIFE ISN’T PERFECT AND THINGS HAPPEN BUT SOME OF THE BEST THINGS COME FROM LIFE” I’m being sappy, but I’m already shocked at how fast this time has gone by. I can’t believe it. 

    Charlie is going to look back and think of our followers as a part of her family, that’s the goal.